various venues in New York
2000 - 2006 - ?
various venues in Las Vegas and Los Angeles
2006 - 2009 - ?
A young, naive boy walked into Manitoba's one
night. His jaw dropped upon seeing Mistress
Formika and Candice Cane sprawled lovely and
seductively across the bar. He was in love...
he just had to meet these girls! Little did
he know that once they sunk their fingernails
into his naive Nebraska-boy flesh, he would
be dressing just the same...
Barbie Q. hit the New York club scene on New
Year's Day 2000. She has performed at Lips,
Beige, Mother, CBGB's, Don Hill's, The Cock,
The Hole, Mother Fucker... and has thrown
numerous parties, such as Happy Jack Ho-Down,
Truckstop, Tex-Ass, Porneoke, The Pit, Rednex
& Ruffianz... but was best known for her bi-
weekly karaoke party at The Blu Lounge in
Williamsburg as the hipster area's first on-
One day, Barbie finally decided to go through
with the online corresondence driving course...
she straightened her stockings, raided her
pimp's flat for change, packed her satchels and
patted dry mascara floods as she left her
Brooklyn home in July of 2006. During her
transition stage (not involving hormones this
time) she momentarily changed her name to Sissy
Hamstack. She tanned her vampire skin, put up
her hair, and performed as a variety show host-
ess on The Las Vegas Strip. Eventually, her
pool boy pursuaded her to just stay home float-
ing in the shallow end to read Danielle Steel
and paint portraits of Fladoosha, her pot-belly
It's a rare occation that she will be seen in
public; likely sipping her gin martini in a
quite, dark corner somewhere, or perhaps donning
her Blu-Blockers as she chain-smokes at her fav-
orite penny-slot: Texas Tea. Today Barbie resides
in Joshua Tree, for the most part, living a soli-
tary "hairy" (un)wild-west lifestyle, listening
to Bill Monroe and transforming her party gear
of yesteryear into gardening mulch.